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Britney Spears and Osama bin Laden are nothin' but a pair of Showboat Johnnies
I used to be scared of Osama bin Laden -- even back before the Sept. 11 attacks when he was just the Crazy Billionaire in Caves Who Hated Americans. He reminded me of Great Tiger from Mike Tyson's Punch-Out (and, yes, I know that Great Tiger was Indian and that's not the same thing). Here's the similarity: Great Tiger would teleport into the ring and then seemingly disappear, kicking your butt from out of nowhere, giving him an unfair and seemingly insurmountable advantage (this felt like terrorism even back then). Until I was able to find the special Punch-Out move to conquer Great Tiger (via an underground Nintendo magazine) -- wherein you block his punches until he gets dazed and confused, giving you an opening for a knockout-producing uppercut -- I felt like it wasn't even worth playing the game. Turns out the big secret was in this guy's turban jewel. His fancy accessory would flash before he'd teleport into a mostly invisible missile-like punching machine -- it was a signal for you to make your move. That's right, his "fancy accessory" gave away his weakness. Great Tiger clearly had a touch of vanity. And now we know bin Laden does too.
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It was Ravenel\'s daddy\'s fault, sniff sniff
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Former State Treasurer Thomas Ravenel leaves court Thursday arm in arm with his sister, Suzie Ravenel, and his mother, Louise Ravenel.|link=node|align=center|width=450|height=288]
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Made by God
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Since God created the Lowcountry with its meandering tidal creeks, abundant marshland and waveswept coastline, the view from the heavens has been of an ever-changing canvas.
I wanted you to see the letter I've fired off to the editor:
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Sherman\'s \'Firetrail\' burns again
With the bridge named after Arthur Ravenel, any thought of naming the white lines on the bridge after Thomas Ravenel?
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From picking tomatoes to conspicuous consumerism; welcome to America
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'Lowcountry Latinas Come of Age': Of course, the quincea
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A new look at snapshot in time
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The Charlotte Observer has a wonderful multi-media "online extra" today on the integration of Charlotte schools 50 years ago this week.
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Steve Witowich
An obituary for Steve "Wito" Witowich indicates that he continued to inspire students when he moved to Pennsylvania.
A pastor in his hometown shares a glimpse into Wito's unusual impact on students.
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Where I went on my summer vacation
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Lightning rips hole in his hat, but man survives
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Greg Schneider, 37, holds the cap he was wearing Thursday when he was struck by lightning in Summerville.|link=node|align=center|width=363|height=450]
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\'Everybody was freaking\'
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This year, town employees said, they have been carting away 10 to 12 pickup truckloads a week of items people leave on the beach.
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